Dear PT Cruiser Owner/Front Lawn Stretcher,

This morning as I crawled through the morning commute rush hour I noticed you on your front sidewalk waving your arms sideways and around. For a moment I worried that something was wrong and you had gone out to the side of the street to flag someone down...until I realized that you were stretching. Walking back and forth next to the street you were warming your muscles and stretching your legs, much akin to Michael Phelps before a swim. Have you been watching the Olympics? Fascinating, isn't it? Anyway, once I determined you were okay I just sat back and enjoyed your display of limber-ness...along with with the rest of your car-encased audience. Thank you again for the smiles.

Sincerely,

Me

Dear PT Cruiser Owner-

Each and every day in the summer months as I drive home you are doing one of three things:

1. Washing your white PT Cruiser

2. Drying your white PT Cruiser

3. Sitting in a lawn chair right next to your white PT Cruiser and catching some sun after rinsing it down.

I admire the pride you take in the astute cleanliness of your automobile. Surely your car is the cleanest around. Does it get dirty often because your driveway and lawn are right up against the busiest route in the area? It sure is a congested road. And I am sure that you cannot help but let the passing public see that your car car is cared for. Plus, a little nap in your beach chair next to the sidewalk can never hurt, right? So thanks for the smiles, for I would be lost without the sight of your shining white Cruiser parked out on the front lawn for all passers-by to admire.

Sincerely yours,

A daily commuter (Me)

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Dear lady in Target,

I couldn't help but notice, along with everyone else in a 20 foot radius, your enthusiastic accompaniment to music only you could hear. Your unabashed singing as you looked at birthday cards was a wonder to listen to. You were also rocking it out in the baby section and I couldn't help but be curious as to what song you were hearing. Thank you for making my Saturday Target run anything but normal. Keep on singing, girl.

Sincerely,

Fellow Shopper (Me)

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