Thursday, August 21, 2008

Dear PT Cruiser Owner/Front Lawn Stretcher,

This morning as I crawled through the morning commute rush hour I noticed you on your front sidewalk waving your arms sideways and around. For a moment I worried that something was wrong and you had gone out to the side of the street to flag someone down...until I realized that you were stretching. Walking back and forth next to the street you were warming your muscles and stretching your legs, much akin to Michael Phelps before a swim. Have you been watching the Olympics? Fascinating, isn't it? Anyway, once I determined you were okay I just sat back and enjoyed your display of limber-ness...along with with the rest of your car-encased audience. Thank you again for the smiles.

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